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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 22.06.2025 05:55

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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The Architect Behind Drake’s C$100 Million Toronto Mansion Designed This Muskoka ‘Castle’ - Mansion Global

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Freaks and Cheeks

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Flight attendant reportedly found naked during flight from SFO - SFGATE

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No go.

Monster black hole M87 is spinning at 80% of the cosmic speed limit — and pulling in matter even faster - Live Science

No, not a chance

Then came..

They put up a sign reading

Who are the most underrated and under-appreciated Hollywood actors/actresses?

Still no good

Next, they tried...

Still no good.

Pedro Neto’s Portugal beat Marc Cucurella’s Spain in entertaining UEFA Nations League final - We Ain't Got No History

So, the docs changed it to read

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Isn't it amazing that President Trump has Elon Musk in his corner and Kamala only has airheads like Taylor Swift in hers?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Thumbs down again.

Just Forget it!

$14B in EV, renewable projects scrapped as tax credit fears grow - Electrek

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

You hold the door open for a lady and she stops in her tracks and screams at you, ‘Don’t hold the door for me! I’ll get it myself!’ What are your feelings or immediate reaction?

So they tried

Unacceptable again!

Catatonics & High Colonics

Was Jimmy Carter a good President of the United States?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Enhanced Box Score: Cubs 2, Reds 0 – May 31, 2025 - Bleacher Nation

Nuts and Butts

No way

Everyone loved it.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Loons and Moons